I was walking through the Mall of America last weekend and had this little exchange about the smells of different stores.
Walking by Abercrombie
Me: YUCK! What is that smell? Oh...it's Abercrombie.
T: You don't like it?
Me: NO! GROSS!
T: I don't think it smells that bad.
Me: Your face smells bad...
T: You're stupid.
Walking into Sephora
Me: Ooooooo...I like the smell in here.
T: Really, it smells like the other store.
Me: No way. The smell in this store makes me want to have sex with it.
T: You're stupid.
So...I guess the moral of the story is...if you smell, people won't have sex with you.
