Sunday, July 27, 2008

Musings of the Everyday Housewife


I will be telling this third person or something like that. It didn’t happen to me, but to my some friends of mine. They are married. In the future, I would like Wife to post as The Everyday Housewife. It will be fun.

Husband and Wife are walking down Nicollet Mall. In the summertime, the mall tends to attract a few Americans that are down and out on there luck. These people are homeless or the more gentile nomenclature “Urban Campers.” On this wonderful and sunny day in Minneapolis Husband and Wife pass a camper that is asking for donations. This camper only has one leg and has his prosthetic leg lying next to him on the street. As Husband and Wife pass, they both notice the man. After walking by, Husband says to Wife, “OH MY GOD! Did you see how dirty his nails were?”

Most people would not notice the nails, but instead the prosthetic leg. Not Husband.

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