WTF?

I was finished at my health club today. I was getting dressed and had my towel on the floor. There was another towel sitting on the bench. The guy next to me pointed to the towel on the bench and asked “Is this yours or mine?” I told him it was his towel and then tried to make it a little more awkward by saying, “What, you don’t believe it community towels?” This is where it gets weird. As if standing in a locker room full of naked men isn’t odd enough. Guy launches into this story, “Funny you mention that. I remember years ago, I lived in a house with 4 or 5 guys. There was one guy that believed in community towels.” Okay, gross enough, but he continues. “Three times in one year, there were three times that every person in our house had crabs at the same time.” YUCK! JESUS MAN! Why would this guy say that? Why would you want to share that with anyone? I had never even met him before? WTF? Seriously? That is sick! Not a good first impression.