This section will be dedicated to the person, man or woman, whose ego is getting a little out of control. Kind of like the guy that will be outside on a sunny day in April, the temperature is 64 degrees and he decides, “Fuck it. It’s too hot for a shirt.” A man that feels the need to share what’s going on underneath is Juicy Couture graphic tee with everyone.
This time the award goes to Brett Favre. This guy is unbelievable. He called GM Ted Thompson’s bluff and is reporting to camp.
Ted: Brett, I don’t think it would be a good idea if you came to camp.
Brett: Why? What do mean? I am the Packers. The fans want me back. The team wants me back…everybody loves me. We almost went to the Super Bowl last year.
Ted: …well…we need to move on…we are going to give Aaron a shot…he deser-
[Favre cuts him off]
Brett: FUCK HIM! HE’S A GOD DAMN HIPPY! LONG HAIRED ASSHOLE! I’M COMIN’ TO CAMP!
Ted: Brett, come on, don’t be like that…
Brett: I’M COMIN’ TO CAMP! YOU BETTER HAVE MY LOCKER READY! I DIDN’T WATCH MY FRIENDS DIE FACEDOWN IN THE MUCK SO THAT SOME GRANOLA PATCHOULI BERKLEY FUCKHEAD COULD TAKE OVER MY TEAM! I BET HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SHOOT A GUN! WHAT A PUSSY!
Ted: Don’t be like that. Face down in the muck? What? You’re not even old enough to have been in the Vietnam War. That doesn’t make sense
Brett: WHATEVER TED! DICKFACE! I’M COMIN’! BE READY! Oh…and ah…tell your wife thanks for sendin’ that gift basket, that was really nice…
Ted: Oh…not a problem Brett…How are the kids? How’s Deanna?
Brett: They’re doin’ great…It’s been really nice spendin’ time with them…OH WAIT, FUCK OFF! I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYIN’ TO DO! I’M COMIN’!
Clearly, Brett wins. Who knows what will come out of this, but it will be entertaining.
This time the award goes to Brett Favre. This guy is unbelievable. He called GM Ted Thompson’s bluff and is reporting to camp.
Ted: Brett, I don’t think it would be a good idea if you came to camp.
Brett: Why? What do mean? I am the Packers. The fans want me back. The team wants me back…everybody loves me. We almost went to the Super Bowl last year.
Ted: …well…we need to move on…we are going to give Aaron a shot…he deser-
[Favre cuts him off]
Brett: FUCK HIM! HE’S A GOD DAMN HIPPY! LONG HAIRED ASSHOLE! I’M COMIN’ TO CAMP!
Ted: Brett, come on, don’t be like that…
Brett: I’M COMIN’ TO CAMP! YOU BETTER HAVE MY LOCKER READY! I DIDN’T WATCH MY FRIENDS DIE FACEDOWN IN THE MUCK SO THAT SOME GRANOLA PATCHOULI BERKLEY FUCKHEAD COULD TAKE OVER MY TEAM! I BET HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SHOOT A GUN! WHAT A PUSSY!
Ted: Don’t be like that. Face down in the muck? What? You’re not even old enough to have been in the Vietnam War. That doesn’t make sense
Brett: WHATEVER TED! DICKFACE! I’M COMIN’! BE READY! Oh…and ah…tell your wife thanks for sendin’ that gift basket, that was really nice…
Ted: Oh…not a problem Brett…How are the kids? How’s Deanna?
Brett: They’re doin’ great…It’s been really nice spendin’ time with them…OH WAIT, FUCK OFF! I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYIN’ TO DO! I’M COMIN’!
Clearly, Brett wins. Who knows what will come out of this, but it will be entertaining.
1 comment:
Two things that will come of this and a possible third.
1. Michael Jordan jokes will no longer be the go to man for sports retirement jokes.
2. A loss of dignity for the Green Bay Packers when Favre inevitably fails (loss of dignity will apply to the entire state of Wisconsin since they are all "part of the team").
3. A possibly readdiction to pain killers.
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